Cry Me a River

Narrator of the show House Hunters on HGTV:

"Although these two college sweethearts are engaged to be married, they live with their parents almost twenty minutes apart!"

Joe, fiance to Tanya, in the car, driving to her parents' house:

"I've probably been doing this drive for about four out of the five years we've been dating.  It's killin' me!"

Come ON.

Do you see anything wrong with these statements??