Thursday, July 31, 2008

Don't take Crap



This is funny. It's a Grumpy Girl Auto Bird Turd Emergency Kit. If I had an extra $30 to spend, I'd certainly get one for myself and one to give as a gift. (actually, that would be $60) I love finding gifts that will get a great reaction from the person receiving them. I don't even know who I would give it to right now, but someone would come along that would get a kick out of it eventually... guess it's good I don't have the money to buy silly things like this.

The Wall-E World


I read a report today from the American College of Emergency Physicians that was disturbing in more ways than one. Solomon says there's "nothing new under the sun" but I think it's clear that, although the basic problems are the same (aka. people caring more for trivial pursuits than for safety and common sense), parents today are bringing their children up in a much different world than they grew up in.
This may sound silly, but the movie Wall-E (WATCH IT! if you haven't) continues to resonate with me as a picture, not just of society in the future, but in the present. The movie magnifies the problems, but they are, in reality, already in existence.
Case in point:


“It’s tragic,” said Dr. Linda Lawrence, president of the American College of Emergency Physicians (ACEP), who noted that her colleagues across the country are anecdotally reporting cases, “among teens and young adults, in particular, who are arriving in emergency departments with serious and sometimes fatal injuries because they were not paying attention while texting.”
“We see this every day, since we are [in] downtown Chicago, with lots of people walking around,” said Dr. James Adams, MD, professor and chair of the department of emergency medicine, Feinberg School of Medicine, Northwestern University. “People are texting and they trip and fall on their faces – usually people in their 20s. We see a lot of face, chin, mouth [and] eye injuries from falls.”

Even worse, said Dr. Adams, are the injuries that result from people texting and causing collisions with bikers, rollerbladers and others.

“Some [people] are actually on [Chicago’s busy] lakefront path texting while walking or exercising,” said Dr. Adams. “We see people rollerblading or biking while texting. They are usually very skilled but sometimes crash and fall when they are not watching where they are going.”

While many of these injuries turn out to be relatively minor, others are more deadly.

“In March, [we] were driving and saw a woman in her twenties step off the curb and get struck square by a pickup truck,” said Dr. Matthew Lewin, MD, PhD, an emergency physician at University of California San Francisco Hospital in San Francisco. “She was unconscious and it appeared she’d suffered a massive brain injury. You could tell she saw the truck at the last moment because her cell phone was dropped right where she was struck just off the curb, and she was thrown about 20 or 30 feet.. It was horrifying. The truck stopped. The driver was devastated. I was amazed to hear she survived all the way to trauma center but died [in] the ER.”

“The bottom line is to be aware of potential safety concerns and to simply exercise caution, restraint and good judgment at all times when using a cell phone or blackberry,” said Dr. Lawrence.

This would be funny if it weren't so serious. People are putting themselves in mortal danger so that they can use their thumbs and their feet at the same time. Who, in the past would, let's say, read a book while trying to walk down the street. Um, nobody. Who, in the past would not stop for a moment to jot something down that was important to remember. It's hard to believe that the "safe" alternative now, if you must multitask, is talking on your cell phone . This would certainly be true at least while walking. And why can't we just talk to the person with our voices that we are talking to with our fingers? And why can't we just wait until we get there and talk face to face? We need to start a revival of good, old-fashioned, face-to-face communication. I know it's not always possible, especially in the business world, but geez people... do we really need to bring ourselves to the point of injury for the sake of convenience!?


I don't understand it. I can't understand it because I don't text. I don't have a Blackberry and I don't have an unlimited texting plan. In that respect, I'm behind the times. But if being behind the times keeps me from running into a stop sign... or a truck, then so be it.




Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Spa Day with a 6-month-old



I decided to have an "almost all about me" day today and I'd like to share exactly how I did it for those who might want to be able to duplicate the experience. Here's my 10 steps:

1. Try to sleep in, despite the fact that the baby is obviously awake. Use pillow to cover ears if needed.
2. Carry on with usual morning routine, but be sure to add nectarine or other favorite fruit to your cereal.
3. Move the coffee table and place baby on playmat IN THE MIDDLE of the living room rug instead of on the edge as usual. This will allow for at least 10 more minutes of internet/book time before having to extricate baby from a corner or from under a piece of furniture.
4. Carry on with lunch as usual, but take a minute to use the hand lotion sitting beside the soap in the kitchen after washing the dishes used for lunch.
5. Do that bellydance or striptease workout routine on ExerciseTV instead one of the other strenuous ones you usually do.
6. Place baby in exersaucer and take a long, hot shower. Wash your hair. Shave your legs. Buff your feet with the pumice stone. Try to resist using the washcloth to clean the soap scum your having to stare at while showering. Just close your eyes and breathe. Don't forget to turn the fan on to muffle the baby's yells for attention from the other room.
7. Put on some comfy pants and a t-shirt. Apply mask to face and let sit for 5 minutes while cuddling baby. Change pants and change baby because you notice a large wet spot when you pick her up off your lap to go wash the mask of your face.
8. Wash poop off hands, wash out bottle and wash mask off face all in the kitchen sink after changing baby. Don't be concerned that the mask has been on about 20 minutes at this point.
9. Use the lotion by the soap dispenser in the kitchen again.
10. Decide that a "Spa 3/4 day" is enough for you and plan to do your next spa day at an actual spa.

More name trouble

We were in "small town" Mississippi this past weekend and had breakfast at a local Waffle House equivalent. Our waitress was very nice, but probably very uneducated. As we were eating, we heard her ask the woman next to us, who was reading the paper, where "that Bahama guy is today." The woman reading the paper looked up at her and our waitress clarified. "You know. That Bahama guy. He's been travelin' everywhere lately it seems like. The one tryin' to be president." The woman reading the paper realized who she was talking about, corrected her, and then said she didn't know where he was that day. "He'll probably never come here to Mississippi anyway," our waitress said. "Actually," we chimed in, "he'll be here in September." We had seen signs all over saying that the first presidential debate would be in that very city. She had no idea.
So who is she going to vote for? Does she vote for the guy whose name she can't pronounce? Does she vote for the guy whose been criticized for talking over the heads of people like her? On the other hand, that guy's the only one she reads about in the papers. On the other hand, she assumes he would never care about a state like Mississippi because he goes so many important places, even overseas. I'm not really politically inclined. I just thought this was an interesting slice of America and it brought up some interesting questions in my mind.
I must admit, it gave me a good chuckle too. Bahama, hehehe.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii



I am really conflicted about this story I read today. I heard on the radio about this girl in New Zealand whose actual name is Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. Can you imagine? She's nine years old and she tells everyone to just call her K because she's so embarrassed. Her parents are now in a custody battle over her and the court has ruled that she should be in the court's custody until she is renamed. The judge says her name is a handicap and, in fact, is not a girl's name at all.
Granted, this is a REDICULOUS name for a child and I really feel for the poor girl whose identity has been wrapped up in this embarrassing grouping of words for 9 years... but... where's the line? In this article, they mention some other preposterous names that have been chosen in New Zealand in the past such as Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy, Sex Fruit and a set of twins named Benson and Hedges, after the cigarette brand. Well, even though I personally wouldn't name a kid Stallion, Benson or Hedges, I don't think these names should be off limits to parents. I don't think the children with these names would be socially handicapped, do you? Even if you don't agree with me, the point is that the whole thing is so subjective. On the other hand, I'm glad the court is letting Talula change her name. On the other hand, who is a judge to say what is a girl's name and what isn't? I think celebrities lately have named their kids a crazy bunch of crazy names, but that's all we need is one more thing for people to bring lawsuits about. I'm conflicted, but I do know one thing, nobody can call me crazy now.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Favorite Fridays- Baryshnikov

Ah, the great Mikhail Baryshnikov: a name synonymous with dance throughout the world. Born in Riga, Latvia he studied dance from a very young age at the Voganova School in Leningrad. He joined the Kirov Ballet and, after his his debut at the Maryinsky Theater, prominant choreographers of the time began creating work to show off his amazing talent. He defected from the Soviet Union while on tour with the Kirov in Canada and joined the American Ballet Theatre. He stayed with them for the next four years and (I beleive) it is during that time that this variation from the ballet Don Quixote was filmed. Throughout his career he has worked in almost every genre of dance accompanied by music ranging from classical to jazz to his own heartbeat. He has been student, prize-winning competitor, principal dancer, teacher, choreographer and company director. His passion for the dance can clearly be seen in any of his work and his work ethic is an example to all.
Here's to you Misha.

He can fly.
It's no use questioning.
There must be springs where his thighs
Meet his hip,
And to think
You can blink
And he'll still be there
Hanging in the air.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Ok, I'm going to stop writing now

"My Dearest Friend,

…should I draw you the picture of my heart it would be what I hope you would still love though it contained nothing new. The early possession you obtained there, and the absolute power you have obtained over it, leaves not the smallest space unoccupied.

I look back to the early days of our acquaintance and friendship as to the days of love and innocence, and, with an indescribable pleasure, I have seen near a score of years roll over our heads with an affection heightened and improved by time, nor have the dreary years of absence in the smallest degree effaced from my mind the image of the dear untitled man to whom I gave my heart."


An excerpt from a letter written by Abigail Adams to her husband John. I thought I was somewhat eloquent. That word should definitely be reserved for writings other than mine. My heart is lifted and transformed by words like these. It's like hearing opera or seeing a beautiful landscape... at sunrise; beautiful words are good for the soul. I wanted to share.